Animal Rights Screwballs Know No Limits

Police in Britain have recovered the body of a woman which was stolen from her grave a year and a half ago. According to the Times in London, it seems that three animal rights activists stole the woman's body in order to blackmail her family into stopping their heinous activities. What were those activities you ask? They ran a guinea pig breeding farm. The family's name is Hall.

The Hall family and their employees, friends and neighbours were subjected to a smear campaign, hoax bombs, hate mail, malicious phone calls and graffiti. Staffordshire Police responded to more than 450 incidents relating to the farm in two years.

All things are permissable when one has had a higher truth revealed to them. Just ask the al Qaeda types.