Three Alabama Church Arsonists Arrested

Three morons masquerading as college students were arrested for setting nine churches ablaze in rural Alabama. Two have apparently confessed and the third was arrested after police traced tire tracks found at several of the crime scenes to his mother's truck.

Why did they do it? Apparently just for kicks, and then in another county to try to throw police off their trail.

The Times reports that these idiots came from "upper middle class homes." Proof once again that nature trumps nurture. The appropriate punishment for these three would be lifetime incarceration without possibility of parole. Something has to be done to assure they can't continue poisoning the gene pool.